Okay Kinja, I've had enough of poopy thong articles

"All Motor Is Best Motor" (acidicheartburn) 08/07/2014 at 16:30 • Filed to: shit, poop, crap, feces

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I'm getting sick of this crap. How many times do I have to see that 3,000 people are reading "Why Is There Poop On My Thong? An Investigation" on Jezebel?

This is really starting to leave a stink on my day. I'm about to drop anchor and throw a shit fit.

CAR_IS_MI > All Motor Is Best Motor 08/07/2014 at 16:33

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Seriously. Is this like a real thing? It's cuz you got bad hygiene you dumb bitch. Wipe your ass better and get on with your life.

Wishin & workin for an E39 M5 > CAR_IS_MI 08/07/2014 at 16:36

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Came here to say this

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > CAR_IS_MI 08/07/2014 at 16:37

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So much this. I assume it's just clickbait nonsense and no one actually thinks it's a genuine issue (I hope).

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > All Motor Is Best Motor 08/07/2014 at 16:39

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Man what a shitty article. More reason why I tend to stay as far away from Jezebel as I can.

Bad Idea Hat > All Motor Is Best Motor 08/07/2014 at 16:40

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HARD HITTING JOURNALISM

crowmolly > All Motor Is Best Motor 08/07/2014 at 16:41

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I heard that happens when you take dumps like a truck.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > All Motor Is Best Motor 08/07/2014 at 16:42

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#ShartWeek

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 08/07/2014 at 16:46

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I really want to post this to that article but I don't want to deal with the notifications

Nibbles > crowmolly 08/07/2014 at 16:47

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truck

Nibbles > Bad Idea Hat 08/07/2014 at 16:47

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HARD (s)HITTING JOURNALISM

Nibbles > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 08/07/2014 at 16:47

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Yeah I wouldn't even use that article to wipe my ass

crowmolly > Nibbles 08/07/2014 at 16:47

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Truck?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 08/07/2014 at 16:50

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make a burner JUST FOR THAT POST

would be great and so worth it

RotaryLover > All Motor Is Best Motor 08/07/2014 at 16:55

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I can't stop laughing! This is beautiful!

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/07/2014 at 17:07

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I'm on it!

McLarry > All Motor Is Best Motor 08/07/2014 at 17:20

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Glad I'm not the only one annoyed by this... Part of me wants to check what the crap is going on over there, but it's such flagrant clickbait and I refuse to comply.

All Motor Is Best Motor > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/07/2014 at 17:40

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I'm guilty of actually reading the article. It was stupid. People's butts leak even after we wipe. End of story.

All Motor Is Best Motor > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 08/07/2014 at 17:40

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!

All Motor Is Best Motor > crowmolly 08/07/2014 at 17:41

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Truck.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > All Motor Is Best Motor 08/07/2014 at 17:46

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I have never experienced this so called butt leakage. Maybe the writers just have very turbulent flatulence.

Big Daddy Handsome > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 08/07/2014 at 19:04

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What, you don't want the legions of Jezebel readers calling you a misogynist?

Big Daddy Handsome > All Motor Is Best Motor 08/07/2014 at 19:06

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Ha, I saw the headline and messaged my fiancee earlier, this is how the convo went:

Me: "Jezebel: Why Is There Poop on My Thong? An Investigation"
Me: "#progress"
Fiancee: "hahahahaha noooo hahaha"

We enjoy making fun of Jezebel together.

.. #progress

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 08/08/2014 at 09:04

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Link? I must watch this thread

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/08/2014 at 11:48

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My Burner was Kinja'd.. A damn shame.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 08/08/2014 at 11:54

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Daaaaaamn